Lesson Learned

Alright, we all have to buy somewhat embarrassing items from time to time, but today I learned my lesson. Do NOT say, "Man, I really hope I don't see anyone else I know" to the friend you're with because guess what, you just jinxed yourself.

Do yourself a favour, stop this from happening by staying quiet, discretely paying and walking away with your dignity intact. Otherwise, you'll be leaning over the counter to hide whatever it is as the cashier raises her over plucked brow at you.